No really, guys, you'll get bored like you always do. Leave us alone.
So yeah, boys have the easy life on the trial, don't they? Not only can they forsake bathing, shaving, and wearing deodorant, the entire world is their toilet. And somehow, the dirtier they get, the "manlier" they are. To top off the unfairness, they have more pockets in their packs and pants, and more muscles built in, to carry extra toiletries!
Fortunately nobody expects us to wear makeup and curl our hair on the trail, and I don't know about you, but I look super cute in a bandanna. With a little bit of planning we can be cute and fresh without, well, everything but the bathroom sink.
Let's start with basic toiletries. My pack usually includes:
-toothbrush - I found a travel sized toothbrush that comes apart and fits inside the handle. Sometimes I take just the brush part...who needs a long handle, anyways? If you can't find a half sized travel brush, you can just saw off the extra length.
-toothpaste - travel sized, free from the dentist of course!
-comb - I don't wear my hair down on the trail...too many things to snag! The comb is more than sufficient to pull it back in a pony tail or braid, and is much lighter/smaller than a brush.
-hair ties - for said pony tails and braids, and sometimes a headband to keep sweaty flyaway strands out of my eyes. A bandanna works well for this purpose too.
-chap stick (spf 15) - always in my pocket, along with my handkerchief.
-tp - you can purchase travel sized rolls of Charmin, but I usually wait until my current roll is down to about three days worth of tp and pinch it. More recently I have begun drying baby wipes. They are sturdier and more absorbent, and I end up needing fewer squares. I also store my tp in a separate plastic bag in my pants pocket, with yet another empty plastic bag for used paper. There is no reason to be up a creek without toilet paper!
Now a word about "using the facilities." There are two common methods of relieving oneself in the woods. One is to hang onto a tree, branch, rock, etc. and lean back. The other is to squat. The leaning method sounded cleaner and easier to me, but I've actually found squatting to be much more so. Aiming is not that difficult when sitting mere inches from the ground, and somehow it's easier to clean up in a sitting position. Added benefit: it's harder for your hiking buddies to see your exposed rear end if it's facing the ground! Just be sure you're not squatting in a patch of poison ivy.
Certainly that cluster of bushes just off the trail is not the fanciest place to "powder one's nose." With a bit of preparation, however, it can accommodate the female hiker with a charm of its own.

